Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2022

They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.

You remind me of a poster. You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall.

Are you looking for a seat?
My face is right here.

Would you mind if I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

Hey girl, you’re a 9 out of 10, and I’m the 1 you need.

I’m bisexual. I buy you a drink, then we get sexual.

Want to come home with me tonight and watch porn on my mirror?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because I’ve got a boner… no wait, I messed that one up!

Apart from being ridiculously sexy, what do you do for a living?

You want 12 inches of dick tonight?
We can have sex 4 times!

You should stop drinking because you’re driving me home tonight.

This is dangerous. You’ve got all these curves, and I’ve got no brakes.

How do you like your eggs—scrambled, poached, or fertilized?

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sure sea you lion in my bed tonight.

What time do you get off?
Mind if I watch?

Scream as loud as you like, I’ll have your thighs for earmuffs.

Your eyes are like spanners. When I look at them, my nuts tighten.

Are you a football player?
Because I’d love you to touchdown here.