Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2023

They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.

You remind me of a poster. You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall.

Are you looking for a seat?
My face is right here.

Hey girl, you’re a 9 out of 10, and I’m the 1 you need.

I’m bisexual. I buy you a drink, then we get sexual.

Would you mind if I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

Want to come home with me tonight and watch porn on my mirror?

You want 12 inches of dick tonight?
We can have sex 4 times!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because I’ve got a boner… no wait, I messed that one up!

Apart from being ridiculously sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sure sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Scream as loud as you like, I’ll have your thighs for earmuffs.

This is dangerous. You’ve got all these curves, and I’ve got no brakes.

You should stop drinking because you’re driving me home tonight.

How do you like your eggs—scrambled, poached, or fertilized?

Are you a football player?
Because I’d love you to touchdown here.

I’m like a Rubix Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Are you my pinky toe?
Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.