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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2022

I came here looking for a little tail.

Have your people call my people.

Need rescuing?

Yeah, I love to chase my tail. Butt, I would much rather chase yours!

I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

Your doghouse or mine?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Where do you poop?

Your doghouse or mine?

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

I’d never keep you on a short leash.

I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

You want to play tug-of-war sometime?

Baby, I put the STD in stud! Now all I need is U!

You had me at ruff.

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.

What is that scent you are wearing?
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