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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.

Hey gurrrlll…do you wanna help me bury my bone?

You had me at ruff.

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

Can I follow you home?
My parents always told me to follow my dreams!

You came back to this dog park to see me, didn’t you?

I don’t bite…unless you call for it!

I came here looking for a little tail.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.

You. Me. Bacon.

Doggy style? I invented it!

Can I get you a tennis ball?

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?

My favorite position is Doggy Style – how about yours?

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