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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

Come on, don’t make me beg!

Have your people call my people.

I want to have your puppies.

You had me at ruff.

Dude, do you have some bug spray – I have butterflies in my tummy.

I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

Can you help me find someplace to pee?

Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

You’re more fetching than my favorite ball.

Touch my doggy vest. Do you know what that is made of? Boyfriend material!

You smell so familiar

I came here looking for a little tail.


Do you want to play tug-of-war sometime?

Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog?

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

I’d lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.

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