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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2023

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.

Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new lease on life. You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new lease on life.

I want to have your litter of puppies.

You come here often?

Babe, you are cuter than a puppy at a shelter – coz I wanna take you home to Momma.

Do you pee here often?

Can I get you a tennis ball?

Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?

You’re all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Doggy heaven must be missing an Angel!

You had me at ruff.

I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s Day gift to you!

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