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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2024

You smell so familiar

I came here looking for a little tail.

Stay.

Do you want to play tug-of-war sometime?

Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog?

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

I’d lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.

Take me to the loony bin – because you are bacon me crazy!

Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

Come on, don’t make me beg!

Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

You’re pawfect.

If you and I were socks, we would make a great pair!

Iams so in love with you.

I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

I may not look like Lassie, but I know how to lick!

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