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Dog pick up lines 🐶 in 2023

You want to play tug-of-war sometime?

Baby, I put the STD in stud! Now all I need is U!

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

I’d never keep you on a short leash.

I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.

What is that scent you are wearing?
Kennel #5?

You had me at ruff.

Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

I had to cross all the dog parks in this state – just to find you.

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

Girl, if you were a steak, you’d be well done!

You work for beneful?
Cuz you’re maing my heart do all the right things.

Have I ever told you that you smell like love?

Do you pee here often?

I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

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