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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2023

I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

You can sail my seven seas. 

Are ye wantin’ to walk my plank?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

I’ll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Hey girl, you make me want to be a pirate.Because that booty will be my treasure.

Mind if me parrot watches?

Come on up and see me urchins.

Just because one eye is patched doesn’t mean I don’t see how beautiful you are.

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!

That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.

I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.

Polly wants a crack-whore.

You don’t have to pay to get on board my ship.

I did not find me booty but I did find a very large chest!

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

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