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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2022

Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)

I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Wanna see my Davie Jones?

Damn girl, you must be a cold front, because you shiver my timbers.

Is that a wooden leg, or are you happy to see me?

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

Let’s have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

I’m the butt pirate, I’m here for your booty.

I sure would like to pillage yer booty.

So you’re the new cabin boy, eh? 

You want to adjust my rigging?

I have pillage th’ seven seas, but you’re finest treasure I’ve ever seen.

Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Wanna shiver me timbers?

You could sink Cannon?

Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!

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