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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2024

All hands on deck!

I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

You’re drinking a Salty Dog?
How’d you like to try the real thing?

Prepare to be boarded.

Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye… (Female Pirate)

Want to see my 9mm?

Baby I’m the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight. 

Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?

I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

Anchor’s away.

I’d swab your deck any day.

Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author’s would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

You’re guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank

Can I bury my treasure?

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