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Science pick up lines 🔬🧬🧪 in 2024

Did you do something to my cerebellum?
I hope it’s not damaged because I’m starting to uncontrollably sway, stagger, and fall for you.

By any chance, is your atomic number 11?
Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!

Are you a volcano?
Because I lava you so much!

That cleavage of yours broke my Mohs hardness scale.

Remember, the size of the vector doesn’t matter. What truly matters is the way the force is delivered.

Just like osteoarthritis, you’re really making me weak in the knees.

How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?

For our geology experiment, you will test my hardness while I measure your cleavage.

About 100 trillion neutrinos penetrate your body every second. Mind if I join in?

Are you a black hole?
Because the more you suck me, the more I get closer to you.

Whenever I see you, my hypothalamus secretes serotonin.

The reason why I want to be your derivative is that so I can lay tangent to your curves.

Let’s make like continents and smash…slowly.

Don’t deny it, I know you can travel at the speed of light! I figured it out because time always seems to stop whenever I see you.

Don’t you worry about all the hot mess we’re going to make because I asked some lysosomes to come and clean up later.

Combine Beryllium, Gold and Titanium together and we get you—a mesmerizing Be-Au-Ti!

Are you hydrochloric acid?
Because you’re making my limestone fizz.

The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than diamond!

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