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Science pick up lines 🔬🧬🧪 in 2023

If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?

Every time I see you, my lab goggles fog up. That just means you’re smoking hot!

For some reason, I just want to feel how smooth those slickensides of yours are.

Wow, you look very gneiss.

Your gravitational pull is irresistible!

The way your corona artery wraps around your heart is exactly the way I want to wrap myself around you.

Observing you is not enough. Let me get a little more hands-on with you.

Is that a halite in your pants?
Because there’s only one way to be sure.

Baby, are you curious about torque?
We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.

Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get heart palpitations whenever I see of you.

Are you certain we haven’t had the same class before? I’m pretty sure we had great chemistry together.

You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.

Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now?
Let’s get on with it.

Just call me if you want to use my lever to shift your center of mass.

If the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, then you are the powerhouse of my life.

Hey, would you like to be lab partners?
It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.

Your name must be phylum because you are above class

You’ve just given me a volcanic eruption!

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