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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2024

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?

Something something dictum. Sleep with me.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?

I’ll be the accessory if you’ll be the principal.

Imma RAP that ass for the next 21 years!

Let me love you with the way that the lawyers spend their time defending righteousness.

Is your estate subject to open?

Are you equity, cause I’ll make you come with clean hands.

They call me breacher cuz I always fail to substantially perform.

Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.

Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.

When I bring an ejectment action, there’ll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.

Are you a porter for Long Island Railroad?
Cause you make my head spin.

How about a notice of motion?

I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

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