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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2024

Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.

Let’s just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.

Are you confidential files?
Because I’d like to examine you in camera.

Are you the commerce clause? Cuz there are no limits to what I would do with you

Hey, if I’m willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

Hey boy, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.

You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.

Let me show you section 69 of my penal code.

Is your Daddy a lawyer?
Because you look innocent, and I feel guilty.

I’ve got a precedent that’s long and deep.

Hey girl, are you a bar review class?
Because I would pay $3500 for you to talk to me for a short amount of time.

I wish my law school has curves like you

I want to convict you for stealing my heart out of the blue and making me happy forever.

Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven?
Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.

Nice rebuttal.

Girl, are you a burden shifting test?
Cause what’s that butt for?

I’m a lawyer.

If you’re my client, I’ll get you off. If you aren’t, the offer still stands.

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