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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2024

Let me love you with the way that the lawyers spend their time defending righteousness.

Is your estate subject to open?

Are you equity, cause I’ll make you come with clean hands.

They call me breacher cuz I always fail to substantially perform.

Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.

Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.

When I bring an ejectment action, there’ll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.

Are you a porter for Long Island Railroad?
Cause you make my head spin.

How about a notice of motion?

I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.

Hey girl, whaddya say we remove this matter to a forum more conveniens?

Right at this moment, we can become lawyers who will defend all our love from any conflict.

Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.

Oh baby, I’ll give you so much due process, standing will be the only issue.

Hey, I’m poly, expressio unius non est exclusio altius.

Is your name Lexis?
Because you have everything, I’ve been searching for.

Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart.

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