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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2023

If you’re my client, I’ll get you off. If you aren’t, the offer still stands.

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.

Your body is ‘ultra vires’, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.

Maybe my special master can override your taint team.

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.

Are your shareholders liable for your corporate debts?
Because I’d like to pierce your veil.

Is your name Rodriguez, because I have a reasonable suspicion that you’re packing something, and I’d like to extend this interaction.

You have already captivated my heart, so I must fetch it back and make you pay with a kiss.

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

Hi, are you my legal fees?
Because you’re way too high and clearly taking advantage of me.

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

I’ll give you an excited utterance.

You stepped on my foot. I’ve got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

I’m going to sue the pants off you.

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