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Lawyer pick up lines 👩‍⚖️⚖️ in 2022

Are you a lawyer?
Because you’re the proseCUTEST

Girl, you’re testi-fine.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

Are you petitioning for cert?
Because you’re appealing to me.

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.

I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.

If being hot was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I’m a lawyer, of course I can get you off.

You have committed the crime of stealing my heart, but I just need a kiss, so I can forgive you.

Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you the country residence from Jacob & Youngs v. Kent?
Cuz I’m tryna put a pipe in you.

Are you Tennessee Valley Authority v. Hill? Because DAM.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.

Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

If you’re Tompkins, I’m the Erie railroad cause I’m crushing on you.

I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just dishcloths, and I’ll admit you.

I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.

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