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Christian pick up lines ⛪ in 2023

Are you adam?
cause to me your the only man in the world!

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours.

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School?
I really love kids.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? 

I like my girl like I like my Microsoft word documents…saved!

Do you want to be accountability partners?

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

Did you say your name was Esther?
Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

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