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Christian pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Do you need prayer?
Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

You put the “stud” in bible study.

You can call me Jonah …Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

If we were around with Noah…then you, me…pair!

Why do I even need to read Proverbs 31 when you’re standing right in front of me.

I would gladly sleep at your feet.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My spiritual gift is my good looks.

I would feel comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?

 I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. (Um, careful, you stalker.)

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