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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2024

Can I slip one past your tendy?

Nice Skates… wanna puck?

Hey, blah blah, smart hockey remark, sticks, and creases pick up line, blah blah. Do you want to go on a date?

I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.

How about a 5 minute penalty in my box.

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

Is your box free?
Because I need to come in for a penalty.

Girl, I have a long stick wanna look?

Hey, you just tripped me! Better do something about it for I am falling for you! 

I’ve got a curved stick.

Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?

You know, my hockey stick isn’t the only thing that’s hard.

You might be a goalie but I swear I am scoring on you tonight, no matter what blocks me.

Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.

Nice Skates…Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?

I got a penalty for hooking today, but it’s your fault because you’re the one who hooked me!

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

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