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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2023

C’mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon.

My other stick curves to the right

Even if you’re into hockey, I don’t want you to be my one-timer. I want you to be my everyday-timer!

People call me a dirty player but let’s see how dirty we can get.

C’mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon.

Hi, I’m Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?

We’re gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?

If you were my puck, I’d be a horrible hockey player. Know why?
Because I’d miss you every time.

Do you have a jersey?
Because I need your name and number.

Would you like to know how life can be if we stick together?

I’m good on the ice, but I’m GREAT in bed!

Are you the other team’s net?
Because baby, I want to score inside you.

What do you say you poke-check me real quick?

You must be into hockey because I can see your stick just out of that pants of yours standing

Can I slip one past your goalie?

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

Hey baby. Let’s cross the blue line together!

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

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