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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2023

I’m good on the ice, but I’m GREAT in bed!

Are you the other team’s net?
Because baby, I want to score inside you.

What do you say you poke-check me real quick?

You must be into hockey because I can see your stick just out of that pants of yours standing

Can I slip one past your goalie?

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

Hey baby. Let’s cross the blue line together!

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

I have a curved stick. Would you like to check it out sometime?
I could let you even play with it.

Hi, my name’s Stanley… wanna see my cup?

Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?

If you’d come home with me tonight you’d discover a new meaning to roughing.

Can I slip one past your goalie?

It is not pride but I bet my life I can score on your 5-hole. If I lose, at least, I’ll owe you my life which is still victory.

I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

Can you show me your hockey jersey?
I want to know what your number is.

Will you let me slip one real quick?

Just try to block me, I’ll hold on to my stick and push hard.

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