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Hockey pick up lines 🏒 in 2022

Hi, my name’s Stanley… wanna see my cup?

Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?

If you’d come home with me tonight you’d discover a new meaning to roughing.

Can I slip one past your goalie?

It is not pride but I bet my life I can score on your 5-hole. If I lose, at least, I’ll owe you my life which is still victory.

I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

Can you show me your hockey jersey?
I want to know what your number is.

Will you let me slip one real quick?

Just try to block me, I’ll hold on to my stick and push hard.

Can I slip one past your tendy?

Nice Skates… wanna puck?

Hey, blah blah, smart hockey remark, sticks, and creases pick up line, blah blah. Do you want to go on a date?

I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.

How about a 5 minute penalty in my box.

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

Is your box free?
Because I need to come in for a penalty.

Girl, I have a long stick wanna look?

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