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Weird pick up lines in 2024

 If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

 I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

i ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Was your dad a boxer?
Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’m searching for.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

I want to put my value in your equation.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Are you an electrician?
Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.

Can I borrow a kiss from you?
I will make sure to give it back to you.

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

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