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Weird pick up lines in 2024

 If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

 I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

Can I follow you home?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

Are you a time traveler?
Because I absolutely see you in my future.

i swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I think you hypnotize me. Because I can’t take my eyes off.

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

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