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Weird pick up lines in 2024

 If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

 I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.

You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

See, I am here. :-* Now tell me the other two wishes.

 I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me?
Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me?
You just took my breath away.

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

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