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Zelda pick up lines in 2025

Your so hot you can unfreeze Zoras domain.

Someone best call the Scared Realm because they’re missing a Sage.

My love for you burns like Din’s Fire.

“Are you sure there are only three triforce pieces, cuz I’m sure you have the Triforce of beauty.”

Do you have the water tunic?
cause you’ll drown in my pu$$y without it.

Is that a Skyward Sword or are you just happy to see me?

Hey ladies, why don’t we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

I’d better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!

Do you have a mirror shield because I can see me in your tunic?

Good thing I brought my iron boots cause Im going down on you.

Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you’ve got some Majorass.

I m harder then the water temple

You complete my heart container.

just call me a Goron because I want to roll around with you.

What’s a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?

Are you a Kokiri because your beauty seems ageless.

You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through.

Babe, your body is like a temple… Too bad it’s the water temple, because once I get in there, I have no clue what I’m doing.

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