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Zelda pick up lines in 2024

You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.

I’m going to need a larger bomb-bag cause the bomb in my pants is getting bigger and bigger.

You’re so hot, I need my fire tunic.

I’ll play Epona’s Song and ride you all night long.

You must have the Quake Medallion because I can feel the earth move when I’m with you.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.

Would you like some of my sand in your hourglA$$?

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour.

Ay boy, press A to grab my destiny.

You are hotter than Din’s fire.

Ay girl, I am going to explore your dungeon.

Hey girl, you’re making me wetter than the Water Temple.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I’m hard as a rock.

“Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?”

Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me.

Damn gurl, you hotter than Din’s Fire.

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