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Zelda pick up lines in 2024

Babe, your body is like a temple… Too bad it’s the water temple, because once I get in there, I have no clue what I’m doing.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.

“I’m gonna smash you tonight baby, and you know why? I’ve got the Triforce of Power!”

Show me your Ocarina and I’ll show you my Master Sword!

I should wear my Goron tunic, cause you’re so damn hot!

How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot

I’d better put on the Goron tunic, because you’re too damned hot.

How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

You light my Deku Stick on fire.

Want to see my Hidden Skills?

You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you.

I don’t need the song of storms to make you wet.

Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I’m sure you have the triforce of beauty.

Want to fuse Kinstones?
I’d bet they fit perfectly.

Hey girl, let me plant some magic beans in your soft soil ??

Ay girl your just like epona, faithful, loyal and every time I play with my ocarina you come a running!

Pots aren’t the only things I smash well.

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