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Zelda pick up lines in 2024

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots?
Because you’ve been running though my mind all day.

I would Skyward Strike in your sacred temple.

The flow of time is cruel, but only because one day it will separate me and you…

Hey girl, you’re making me wetter than the Water Temple.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I’m hard as a rock.

“Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?”

Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me.

Damn gurl, you hotter than Din’s Fire.

You’re not 18 yet?
No problem, I know the Song of Time.

I’d better put on the Goron Tunic because you’re too damn hot.

Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.

You’re hotter than Din’s Fire!

Girl your so fine, I’ll play you a song on my ocrina of time…

Baby im not gonna “Tri” and “Force” you to be with me but you are the “Oracle of Seasons” to my “Heart Container” your touch feels like the

Even though we’re in the silent realm, I bet I can make you scream.

Hey girl, you’re making me harder than the Water Temple.

Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night.

Are you a male Gerudo because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

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