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Weird pick up lines in 2025

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’m searching for.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

I want to put my value in your equation.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Are you an electrician?
Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.

Can I borrow a kiss from you?
I will make sure to give it back to you.

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

 I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Do you have a map?
I just got lost in your eyes.

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

I have the polite dick. It stands up so that you can sit.

i never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

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