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Weird pick up lines in 2025

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

 I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Do you have a map?
I just got lost in your eyes.

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

I have the polite dick. It stands up so that you can sit.

i never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

 Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

(Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

My feelings for you are not like a corona. You can’t protect yourself from my love by wearing a mask.

You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

Do I know you?
‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend

if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

Are you a parking ticket?
‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

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