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Weird pick up lines in 2025

 If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

 I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me?
Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me?
You just took my breath away.

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

Be my nothing. Because nothing lasts forever.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

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