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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2025

You’re on fire! Oh, no, that’s just my blunt…

When I’m with you, it feels like there’s no one else in the room with us. Wait, is there anyone else in the room right now?

Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.

Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.

Are you a drug?
Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Do you smoke?
Cause weed be cute together.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

Wanna hit this bowl ?

I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

I wish you were a joint, I’d roll you over & lick you up and down!

Do you smoke pot?
Because weed look cute together!

I want to T-H-See you naked!

Did it hurt?
When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed look gorgeous together.

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Want to get cough-ee with me?

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