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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2025

Are you a drug?
Because I marijuana take you home tonight.

Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let’s smoke this baby.

Wanna get weird after this?

I have a huge kush on you.

I want to T-H-See you naked

You wanna hit this?

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don’t forgot to eat your weedies!

Is your father a thief?
Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.

hey girl would you ever consider a 3-way? You, me and Mary Jane.

You must be as dope as weed. Cause right now you are all I need.

Hey! Let’s make like a blunt and roll.

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

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