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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2024

Did it hurt?
When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed look gorgeous together.

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Want to get cough-ee with me?

You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

Are you a chonger?
Because you took my breath away.

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Do you smoke pot?
Because weed look good together.

Let’s celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.

I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

For when you’re ready to leave the party

I can be your buzz amplifier.

Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

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