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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2024

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Want to get cough-ee with me?

You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

Are you a chonger?
Because you took my breath away.

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Do you smoke pot?
Because weed look good together.

Let’s celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.

I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

For when you’re ready to leave the party

I can be your buzz amplifier.

Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Are you a chonger? Because you took my breath away.

Excuse me ma’am are you a joint?
Because you’re smoking!

Meet you at four-twenty.

What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

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