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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2024

I’m a certified drug dealer.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let’s smoke this baby.

Wanna get weird after this?

I have a huge kush on you.

I want to T-H-See you naked

You wanna hit this?

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don’t forgot to eat your weedies!

Is your father a thief?
Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.

hey girl would you ever consider a 3-way? You, me and Mary Jane.

You must be as dope as weed. Cause right now you are all I need.

Hey! Let’s make like a blunt and roll.

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

You’re on fire! Oh, no, that’s just my blunt…

When I’m with you, it feels like there’s no one else in the room with us. Wait, is there anyone else in the room right now?

Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.

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