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Valentines day pick up lines 💝 in 2025

Did you get your license suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

You are as sweet as Stock Android

You light up my world like nobody else

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Didn’t we take a class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

For a moment, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.

I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

You always left me satisfied and smiling.

Guess what I’m wearing?
The smile you gave me!

If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

Valentine’s without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

Did you put Snickers in your valentines?
Because you satisfy me.

You are kerning me on.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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