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The Office pick up lines in 2024

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Do you like sales? Because if you are looking for a good one,clothing is 100% off at my place.

I would be happy to be your human resource.

Where else can you employ that analytical ability?

Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.

I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.

Can you help me figure out my operating system?

Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?

You might like to watch ‘The Office,’ but I liked you much more than that American sitcom.

I want to watch your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I love to watch the sitcom ‘The Office’.

Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?

I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.

Should we debrief?

So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today?

I have never doubted for a second that you are the woman whom I want to spend my life with.

I would never take you for granted in a million years, and I would always love you forever.

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