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The Office pick up lines in 2025

Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5?
Yeah, I guess that is often.

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ´Cause of your butt.

I hope we will always be together, or it will feel like someone drops a bucket of boiling tears.

I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?

You work here often?

I want to make you much happier than you would feel when you watch the show ‘The Office’.

Can I expense you a drink?

If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

Can I borrow a pen?
I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.

I hope you watch ‘The Office’ and love it as much as I love gazing at your magnificent beauty.

Hi, I’m Date [insert your name]; nice to meet me.

Hard cover briefcases are so much better.

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

Let me adore your witty thoughts and enjoy this little conversion like a sitcom ‘The Office’.

You are on my list of things to do tonight.

We are in the same time zone, but we might feel like we are far from one another right now.

I make small cubicles fun.

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