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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2025

You’re looking like the belle of the (butter)ball.

Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!

I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.

Is that a turkey leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Feeling too full after Thanksgiving dinner for a little dessert?

I’m a real master baster.

The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.

You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.

Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my number, so carve me maybe.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

Let’s put the ‘pump’ in pumpkin pie.

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