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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2025

I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!

Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!

Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.

Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim. I think it’s high time you discovered my plymouth rock.

Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.

Did you save room?
Because I have something else to gobble on.

You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.

I’m feeling extra thankful I matched with you today.

They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.

I’m a real master baster.

Wanna pull the wishbone with me?
I promise I’ll let you win!

I care about getting you off more than Ross Geller cared about his Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.

I’d love the chance to (Plymouth) rock your world.

You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing. [Exaggerated wink]

Would you like to try some of this dark meat?

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