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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2025

Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.

Would you like to stuff my turkey?

Want to break the wishbone?
I’m wishing for a date with you.

Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.

You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!

Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.

Takes sip of water after every set crew

I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.

One look at you and I’m gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!

Got plans for leftovers, yet?

Forget dessert — I think you’re the only cutie pie I need.

Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?

Do you want to hop on the gravy train?

This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?

You make my turkey timer pop.

No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!

You look like a master chef.How’d you like to stuff my bird?

I only need 30 seconds, to make your meat thermometer pop

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