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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2024

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

My pants are feeling a little tight after Thanksgiving dinner. Would you like to help me take them off?

I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.

Would you like to try some of this dark meat?

They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.

I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.

Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?

This may be a little (butter) ballsy, but would you like to go out with me sometime?

Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.

There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.

Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

What do I have in common with a freshly-basted turkey?
We’re both dripping wet.

You’re The Only Girl I’d Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!

Is that a deep fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?

Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!

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