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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2024

This may be a little (butter) ballsy, but would you like to go out with me sometime?

Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.

There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.

Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

What do I have in common with a freshly-basted turkey?
We’re both dripping wet.

You’re The Only Girl I’d Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!

Is that a deep fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?

Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!

Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.’

I have a thing for butterballs.

Want to break the wishbone?
I’m wishing for a date with you.

I’m using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.

All my relatives keep asking me at Thanksgiving dinner why I’m still single. Want to help me change that before next Thanksgiving?

So, Technically We’re Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.

Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.

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