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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2024

Want to really freak someone out?
Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.

Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.

Wanna get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey? (from liar liar)

Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.

I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.

You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!

You’re looking like the belle of the (butter)ball.

Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!

I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.

Is that a turkey leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Feeling too full after Thanksgiving dinner for a little dessert?

I’m a real master baster.

The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.

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