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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2024

Is that a turkey leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Feeling too full after Thanksgiving dinner for a little dessert?

I’m a real master baster.

The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.

You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.

Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my number, so carve me maybe.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

Let’s put the ‘pump’ in pumpkin pie.

So what do you like better: thighs or breasts?
And before you get the wrong idea, I’m talking about turkey. (Or am I…?)

You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.

My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.

Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim. I think it’s high time you discovered my Plymouth rock.

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