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Stupid pick up lines in 2025

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one for me!

Was your dad a thief? Why? I don’t know, just making small talk. Mine’s an orthopedist.

1Remember me?
Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

I’d say ‘god bless you’ but it looks like he already did with me, your new best friend.

Did you play baseball/softball?
Because I wanna take you home.

I love your shirt. It really brings out your eyes.

Can I follow you where you’re going right now?
Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem Wright for me.

Girl, are you sweatpants? Because we’re gonna spend a lot more time together when I’m not dating anyone.

My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?

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