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Stupid pick up lines in 2025

You are fine as wine.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you from Australia?
Because I can see ya down under.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.

You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.

How you doin’?”
Used in the iconic television show Friends.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

We are not socks. But I think we would make a great pair.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

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