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Stupid pick up lines in 2025

Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

Boy: Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates… Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.

Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?

Even The Beatles think that we should ‘Come Together.’ Right now.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

Feel my shirt… it’s made of best friend material.

Is your name Jewel?
Because you were meant for me.

Have you ever read Dr. Seuss?
Because green eggs and DAMN!

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you and I have a major friend crush on you.

Is your name WiFi?
Because I’m really feeling a connection

Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: (26, I think) Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: (You’re still missing one) Boy: I’ll give you the D later.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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