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Stupid pick up lines in 2024

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair of friends.

Did you sit in sugar?
Because you have a sweet ass.

You’re cute. I like you. Text me.(Left on a bill at a restaurant)

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.

Do you have a shovel?
Because I’m digging your style.

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? ‘Cause I don’t have a lot of female friends.”

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you a campfire?
Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.

Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next best friend.

Did you play soccer?
Because you sure are a keeper.

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