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Stupid pick up lines in 2025

Have you ever read Dr. Seuss?
Because green eggs and DAMN!

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you and I have a major friend crush on you.

Is your name WiFi?
Because I’m really feeling a connection

Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: (26, I think) Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: (You’re still missing one) Boy: I’ll give you the D later.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair of friends.

Did you sit in sugar?
Because you have a sweet ass.

You’re cute. I like you. Text me.(Left on a bill at a restaurant)

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.

Do you have a shovel?
Because I’m digging your style.

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