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Stupid pick up lines in 2024

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? ‘Cause I don’t have a lot of female friends.”

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you a campfire?
Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.

Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next best friend.

Did you play soccer?
Because you sure are a keeper.

Do I know you from somewhere?

Are you a bank loan?
Because you got my interest.

Do you like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” would look good together.

Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you have a BandAid?
I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are those space pants, because they’re really cute! Where did you get them? We should go shopping together sometime.

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile!

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

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