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Stupid pick up lines in 2024

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.

You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.

How you doin’?”
Used in the iconic television show Friends.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

We are not socks. But I think we would make a great pair.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you have fine written all over you.

Your body is about 65 percent water and I’m thirsty.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only 10 I see!

Do you know CPR?
Because you are taking my breath away!

This is crazy. I swear I’m not a career counselor, but I could listen to you complain about your job for hours.

Do you like bananas?
Because I find you a-peeling.

If I were a cat I’d spend all nine lives with you.

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