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Space pick up lines 🌌👨‍🚀 in 2025

If you are a black hole, I would willingly lose myself in you.

What did the Alien say to the cow?
I’m gonna mootilate you!

If you are a heavenly body, I want you to be the center of my entire universe.

Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.

If you are a heavenly body I want you to be the center of my entire universe.

Hi there, wanna flux?

Is that a telescope in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Too little space, too little sleep, too little time. With you?

Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?

Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?

Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?

Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, wide dispersal pattern.

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.

Can I borrow a quarter?
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I’m going to marry.

Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, wide dispersal pattern.

What goes faster than the speed of light?
Me getting the hell outta there when I first saw your ship!

I wonder what our kids would look like.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

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