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Space pick up lines 🌌👨‍🚀 in 2025

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

Hey, I know what your thinking, but that’s no tail…

Didn’t I just see you on YouTube?

You know what’s faster than the speed of light?
My heart when I just think of you.

Is your dad an astronaut?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you work for NASA?
Because you’re out of this world.

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

I’m currently experiencing 10,000 Gs of LUV.

You’d better call me William Herschel because I’m gonna discover Uranus.

I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?

So You work for NASA cause Your out of this world.

So what’s your star sign?

If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile

Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?

Do you want me to probe you?

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