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Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2024

Are you a daycare center?
Because I want to put my kids in you.

Are there orcs nearby, or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve got a to-do list, and you’re on it.

Are you my boss?
Because you’ve given me a raise.

My name’s Haywood. Haywood Jablomie.

Want me to help you burn off the calories from that drink?

Mind if I come inside your hobbit hole?

I lost my keys, can I check your pants?

Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?

Are you a beaver?
‘Cos dam.

Do you like Star Trek?
Because you and I could start The Next Generation.

You ever feel a little cocky?
Want to?

Excuse me, does my tongue taste strange to you?

So what am I making you for breakfast tomorrow?

They call me The Appendix because I have no use and suddenly burst inside you.

Are you bored?
Because I’d love to nail you.

There are 206 bones in the human body; want one more?

Fancy some Sex On the Beach?
And what about a drink first?

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