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Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2024

Wanna play Tetris?
I’ll give you a long one.

I made you come with one finger. Imagine what I can do with the rest of me! (After beckoning her over with your index finger)

Do you like guys with big dicks?
No? That’s a relief!

Have you got a shovel?
Because I’m digging you.

Are you a daycare center?
Because I want to put my kids in you.

Are there orcs nearby, or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve got a to-do list, and you’re on it.

Are you my boss?
Because you’ve given me a raise.

My name’s Haywood. Haywood Jablomie.

Want me to help you burn off the calories from that drink?

Mind if I come inside your hobbit hole?

I lost my keys, can I check your pants?

Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?

Are you a beaver?
‘Cos dam.

Do you like Star Trek?
Because you and I could start The Next Generation.

You ever feel a little cocky?
Want to?

Excuse me, does my tongue taste strange to you?

So what am I making you for breakfast tomorrow?

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