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Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2024

Feeling down?
I can feel you up.

I heard you are what you eat, and I want to be a beautiful woman.

Girl, you’re turning my software into hardware.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll stand in until he shows up.

Is that a cellphone in your pocket?
Because that ass is calling me!

I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. Want to come and sleep with me?

Your Bosons are giving me a Large Hadron.

Are you a fruit?
Because you’re a fine-apple.

Are you sitting on my F5 key?
Because that ass is refreshing.

They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the one I want to catch and mount.

Are we gonna have sex tonight, or do I have to lie to my friends about it?

Need an inhaler?
Because you’ve got ass, ma.

I don’t want kids, but I’d like to practice my baby-making technique with you.

My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

Are you a lumberjack?
Because you’re giving me wood.

I might be wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t need to be.

Want to have really great sex? No?
Then come back to mine!

I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

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