Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2025

Do you come here often, or do you wait till you’re home?

Are you into trigonometry?
Because your tan really makes me want to sin

Are you my shower? Because I wanna cry inside you.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Are you a revolutionary?
Because you’re causing an uprising in my pants.

Smile if you want to have sex with me.

Hey girl, are you a campfire?
Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Can I put my thingy into your thingy?

Let’s play strip poker. You strip, and I’ll poke ya.

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh, you are?
It must be an hour fast.

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

Mind if I come inside your hobbit hole?

I lost my keys, can I check your pants?

Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?

Are you a beaver?
‘Cos dam.

Do you like Star Trek?
Because you and I could start The Next Generation.

You ever feel a little cocky?
Want to?

Follow us on Facebook