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Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2024

I heard you are what you eat, and I want to be a beautiful woman.

Girl, you’re turning my software into hardware.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll stand in until he shows up.

Is that a cellphone in your pocket?
Because that ass is calling me!

I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. Want to come and sleep with me?

Your Bosons are giving me a Large Hadron.

Are you a fruit?
Because you’re a fine-apple.

Are you sitting on my F5 key?
Because that ass is refreshing.

They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the one I want to catch and mount.

Are we gonna have sex tonight, or do I have to lie to my friends about it?

Need an inhaler?
Because you’ve got ass, ma.

Are you a haunted house?
Because I’m scared to come inside you.

Are you interested in saving on your water bill?
Because we could just shower together.

You’re like a sister to me… and I mean in the Lannister sense.

Do you like casual sex, or shall I put a tuxedo on, and we can call it formal sex?

They say I’m a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?
I don’t have a Ferrari right now.

I hope you’ve got pet insurance because I’m gonna murder that pussy.

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