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Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2024

I was feeling a little off today, then you turned me on.

Do you have The Force?
Because you’ve made part of me move without even touching it.

Your ankles look like they’re having a party. Why don’t you invite your pants down?

They call me “trampoline” because I’m fun to bounce up and down on.

Are you from the West Indies?
Because Jamaican me horny.

Are you the new Xbox?
Because I heard you’re backward compatible.

Do you smoke?
Because weed be cute together.

I’d hate to see you go, but I’d love to watch you walk away.

I can’t wait to disappoint you so hard tonight.

Can I borrow a kiss?
Promise I’ll give it back.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you my homework?
Because I’m not doing you, but I really should be.

Want to be my dirty little secret?

I’ve got a library card. Can I check you out?

I think I’m going to fall madly in bed with you.

That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

Are you from the Philippines?
Because I wanna fill you with my peen.

Is that a cellphone in your pocket?
Because that ass is calling me!

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