Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2025

Your eyes are like spanners. When I look at them, my nuts tighten.

I know I’m a pain in the ass, that’s why lube exists!

What time do you get off?
Mind if I watch?

Remember my name, you’ll be screaming it later.

If one of your legs was Christmas and the other was Thanksgiving, would you let me visit for dinner between the holidays?

Are you a toaster?
Because I’d love to take a bath with you.

I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

One night with me, and they’ll all be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

They call me advanced calculus because I’m really hard.

You’ve been very naughty, go to my room!

Did you buy those pants on sale?
At my place, they’re 100% off.

What are you doing tonight?
I mean, besides me?

Do you know what I like in a girl? Me.

Hey girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Because you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.

I was feeling a little off today, then you turned me on.

Do you have The Force?
Because you’ve made part of me move without even touching it.

Your ankles look like they’re having a party. Why don’t you invite your pants down?

Cute dress, can I talk you out of it?