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Sexy pick up lines 🍑 in 2024

Your eyes are like spanners. When I look at them, my nuts tighten.

What time do you get off?
Mind if I watch?

Remember my name, you’ll be screaming it later.

I know I’m a pain in the ass, that’s why lube exists!

Are you a toaster?
Because I’d love to take a bath with you.

I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

One night with me, and they’ll all be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

If one of your legs was Christmas and the other was Thanksgiving, would you let me visit for dinner between the holidays?

You’ve been very naughty, go to my room!

Did you buy those pants on sale?
At my place, they’re 100% off.

What are you doing tonight?
I mean, besides me?

Do you know what I like in a girl? Me.

They call me advanced calculus because I’m really hard.

Your ankles look like they’re having a party. Why don’t you invite your pants down?

Cute dress, can I talk you out of it?

Are you ice cream?
Because I want to spoon you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Are you Darth Vader?
Because I’ll let you use a little force to choke me.

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