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Science pick up lines 🔬🧬🧪 in 2024

So, do you want to exchange genetic information with me?

Never mind the hundreds and thousands of digits of pi. All I really need to know are the digits of your phone number.

If you were an oceanic crust and I was a continental crust, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot magma.

Are you up for some…fusion?

Being near you gives me a feeling similar to that of having a rhinovirus. I can’t catch my breath around you.

Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.

You’re not my thesis, but I’m more than willing to do you on my desk, all night long.

Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.

I’ve got the mass and the acceleration, so get ready for some thrust force!

If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?

Every time I see you, my lab goggles fog up. That just means you’re smoking hot!

For some reason, I just want to feel how smooth those slickensides of yours are.

Wow, you look very gneiss.

Your gravitational pull is irresistible!

The way your corona artery wraps around your heart is exactly the way I want to wrap myself around you.

Observing you is not enough. Let me get a little more hands-on with you.

Is that a halite in your pants?
Because there’s only one way to be sure.

Baby, are you curious about torque?
We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.

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