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Pun pick up lines in 2025

Is your name Google?
Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.

Are you from China?
Because I’m China get your number.

You know what you would really look beautiful in?
My arms.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

I’ll give you three wishes if your first wish is for me. (I’m not sure, but I think Aladdin tried this once.)

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

If we were playing poker, I would go all in.

Do you like sales?
Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Are you a parking ticket?
‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants!

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

Are you a keyboard?
Because you are my type.

Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms. (Give it a try, and let me know what happens.)

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