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Pun pick up lines in 2025

My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

You are definitely the answer to my prayers, and God sent me here.

Is your body from McDonald’s?
Cause I’m lovin’ it!

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?
(hold up a mirror)

Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.

Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaaaaaaam!

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but together we’d rock. (Really? Just really?)

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Are you cake?
Cause I want a piece of that.

When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Pinch me. You’re so hot I must be dreaming.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

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