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Pun pick up lines in 2024

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

If you were a library book, I’d check you out. (This might elicit a groan.)

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Is your dad a terrorist?
Because you are the bomb.

Have you been to the doctor’s lately?
Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!

Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?

Are you my appendix?
Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling n my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

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