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Pun pick up lines in 2024

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications. (Deliver this line with your best Crocodile Dundee accent.)

If you were a Transformer, you’d be “Optimus Fine”.

I need to complain to spotify, because you must be this weeks hottest single.

Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

I think I may need glasses because all I can see is you. (This only works if you don’t wear glasses.)

Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Did you swallow magnets?
Cause you’re attractive.

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

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