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Pun pick up lines in 2025

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

Are you my appendix?
Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling n my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world? (Again, try not to laugh.)

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Is your name ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.

Are you the moon?
Because even when it’s dark you shine.

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